＊紅貓723＊

Many ppl think I am a crazy dog lover, but according to this list, I am far away from it!

• your bedroom door has a doggie door. (Probably will if I can tho...opening door for Rasco while sleeping is intolerable.)
• your dog owns more clothing and toys than your neighbor's children.
• you have more pictures of your dog than of any other family member including yourself.
• you allow your dog to join you in the bath but not your significant other. (ewww...)
• you don't mind sharing your pillow with your dog.
• you share your popsicles with the dog.
• you decide you might have kids so the dog will have playmates.  (this is crazy!)
• ...then you think better of it and just get more dogs. (Much more likely!)
• your entire Christmas wish list is full of stuff for the dog or stuff for you and the dog. (no such money)
• you won't visit your family if the dog can't go too.
• you spend all your free time (after playing with the dog, etc...) online at dog related sites.
• ...and you're on many dog related e-mail lists. (Cash's maybe...)
• you care more about getting your dog's supper ready on time than your spouse's. (Myself mostly)
• you use the term potty in place of other urination terms. (But I do use baby language)
• you don't yell at your significant other after staying out all night because it might upset your dog. (HA!)
• you make your significant other sleep on the couch because there isn't enough room for the three of you.
• holiday groceries are bought depending on the number of CANINE guest are expected, in addition to the rest of the family.
• you refer to your dogs as your 4-legged children. (only becuz he is.)
• you and your spouse constantly argue about which one of you the dog looks more like. (We usually decide that Rasco has bits of characteristics from every member in family.)
• your dog is in your family photo. (He would have, if he was in TW) 
• you go buy a king sized bed so there is enough room for pooch to sleep comfortably too.  (I am a very twisty sleeper.)
• you tell your chat partner to hold on while you play tug-of-war with your dog. (Only sometimes) 
• you tell your relatives you aren't coming unless the dogs are invited, too.
• you get your dog a pet cat. (I would get myself a pet cat.)
• when shopping for a new car, your first requirement is that your dog can easily get into & out of the vehicle & she has her own window.
• when house hunting, you only look at houses with BIG fenced in yards so your 100 lb "baby" has somewhere to play. (Shouldn't have a baby that big anywayz.)
• when you don't think it's the least bit strange to stand outside at 4:04AM chirping "Pee Maggie...Pee for mommy", while Maggie tends to play and forget why she's out there. You can give 2 !@#$s what the neighbors think. (...what else can u do?)
• you have to make the dogs move over so you can get into bed. (only every night.)
• whenever your dog barks, you say, "uh-oh -- Gotta run -- My dog wants her supper and belly rub now."
• you share ice cream cones with your dog. (Eww, but I know somebody else does it *wink*)
• your dog eats cat *poop*, but you still let her kiss you. (Probably not right away, under the circumstances that I know of it.)